It’s Glowtime: Vijay Sales launches iPhone 16 before Apple – because why wait?

In an unexpected twist, Vijay Sales, one of India’s leading electronics retail chains, has boldly announced the availability of the iPhone 16 series before even Apple could get around to it. Yes, you read that right—the iPhone 16 is apparently here, and you can snag one at Vijay Sales before Tim Cook even blinks.

According to a press release sent over email, Vijay Sales is beyond excited to offer this “highly anticipated” device across all its stores and online platforms. They’ve described the iPhone 16 as a masterpiece of cutting-edge technology, with sleek design and enhanced performance that will blow your socks off—assuming, of course, that you believe in products that may or may not exist yet.